stardustinherwake:

I feel like everyone should watch Bob’s Burger’s because the relationships in it are real and healthy and I think everyone needs to see that and learn from it.

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying
gullets:

Glow

gullets:

Glow

okcupid emails are written by mrs. bennet.

okcupid emails are written by mrs. bennet.

partytomatoes:

quick somebody date me before i get snatched up by a babealicious comedian

I am a priest!
I am a priest!

when people ask you “What’s the name of that actor [blah blah vague description]” and you purposefully give it a 5 second pause and pretend to think it over because if you just shoot the answer at them they might get a little bit scared.

with all of these worldwide problems, i’m actually really afraid of going back up to new york for school next month